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8.06.2011

How to Insult Someone Wittily



  • "You should be women and yet your beards forbid me to interpret that you are so."
  • "I must tell you friendly in your ear, sell when you can, you are not for all markets."  
  • "Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood."

of course, the most insulting thing to do to someone is nothing...ignore them.

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A wonderful "bridge" sentence towards connection with your partner, "How are we?"

(note how it's different than, "what's going on with you?" or "What are you thinking?").


...regularly and deliberately holding, hugging, kissing on waking, going to sleep, leaving home, and arriving...